Original Five of the SHOCKER CLUB!

Lord Shock-A-Lot
Five-Finger Shockar
Shocktar
Shockazulu

and Count-Shockula

Affiliates:
Submit what you would like to be called and the council will try you by name.

Sir Shockington - the council shall decide in 6-8 years.
Shocktoinette - the council shall decide in 36-112 months.
Shockaholic - Membership withheld
Shockalicious Membership under parole~!
Senora Shocka Pending

Rules for performing the SHOCKER!

01)Always tuck the ring finger.

02)NEVER attempt when it is cold outside.

03)Do not use Smucker's Jelly in place of normal jelly.

04)Don't scream while the shocker is performed, it's rude. >:<

05)If you can get it up, you can perform.

06)Remember to invert your hand if she is lying on her stomach!

07)For best results, use the shocker shockingly!

08)Remember, it is the pinky finger that makes it unique!

09)For extra fun, wear giant dish-washing gloves! (Oven mittens will not work for some reason.)

10)Over-use may cause carpal tunnel!

-News Flash-

Shocky Balboa is not a secret member. Shocky Balboa is not affiliated with the klub in secret. No one even knows who shocky balboa is.